I'm shopping at Fry's the other day, a sales girl approaches
> and asks,"Would you like to hear about our daily specials?"
> So I go, "No thanks."
> Then she exclaimed "Awesome!" And skipped off in
> search of other prey.
>
> For some reason, I find this incident deeply significant -
Yeah, well I saw my urologist today. She said that my prostate felt smooth.