There's this scotsman I could introduce you to....
Thanks, you've been a lovely audience! Try the fish.
W
There's this scotsman I could introduce you to....
Thanks, you've been a lovely audience! Try the fish.
Wwrote
Beauty is in the eye of the -- ooh, shiney!
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I'll be here all week! Try the veal.
Veal? Seriously? Don't listen to him, ladies and gentlemen: He gets a kick-back from the kitchen for plate he sells. I have, in fact, had the fish and am staking my personal reputation on its quality.
How you'd ever consider that... charlatan's suggestion, I can't even conceive!
Veal. Pffah!
Wretch
"Tim Serpas" wrote
Maybe he's a lonely shepard.
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Oh my! Did I say veal?
I meant SEAL. Try the little baby seals.
You should start every day by telling three lies. That way if you have to tell one later on, then you're already warmed up.
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