pcb design software?

A software package that auto-magically converts a schematic to a PCB, etc ???

I think your expectations are too high. For FREE no less !!

A PCB package is like a paint program, you decide where all the parts go and then ask an auto-router (using routing rules) to connect traces to the pads of the parts.

No magic involved.

but keep praying Father, miracles do happen.

I've heard that this is a good package:

Good Luck

Schematic capture. TinyCAD: Windows. FOSS.

Stripboard. VeeCAD: Windows, free version available.

Schematic capture and PCB layout.

Kicad: Windows, Linux, plus un-official builds for Mac, BSD. FOSS.

gEDA: Linux, FOSS

There are also both free and inexpensive (but limited) versions of EAGLE