Gentlemen,
When you don't drive much any more it's handy to keep a battery topped up so you don't find it flat on those infrequent trips to the shops and whatnot. Something that can be fitted and forgotten and requires only sunlight for power. Here's what I've come up with so far; just wondering if I've overlooked anything....
"Andrey Semyonovitch really was rather stupid; he attached himself to the progressive cause and 'our younger generation' from enthusiasm. He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of half-animate abortions, conceited, half-educated coxcombs who attach themselves to the idea most in fashion, only to vulgarise it and who caricature every cause they serve, however sincerely."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky