OT- Wankers

Nov 19, 2005 27 Replies

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Some things can be spelt in more ways than one - yes it is. Conjugate man conjugate!

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In my experience, most engineers seem to be monogamous. Comments?

John

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Which means that they know the local strip-joints of most parts of the world and can on request compose a "menu" for a barcrawl of specified duration and depravity??

Pretty much, yeah.

Thanks, Rich

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I know a french one who has both a wife and a mistress. That way, the wife thinks he's with the mistress and the mistress thinks he's with the wife so he can get some work done in the lab.

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Around here we call them "honey do" projects ;-)

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We do design stuff that only an engineer can fix. How else would we get dates?

"The only use women have for engineers is to marry them."

John

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"wise" and "worldwide" sort of implies the knowledge that the easiest/only(?) way to entice wimmen to spend time with a bunch of nerds celebrating and bragging about their latest victories is to bloody well pay the wimmen to stay put!!

The wimmen desire money, the geek desire to impress and talk; a win-win relationship.

The Japanese has event made an institution out of it; After all, It's only in the Geisha place that balding, middle aged, overweight guys are truly appreciated and richly commended for their qualities. ;-)

Wife does not listen either - she is on a different page altogether; like: "Fine, but so.and.so around $HOUSE needs fixing ... NOW" - as every married engineer knows.

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