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amdx 17 years ago

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'

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Rich Webb 17 years ago

Don't feed the troll.

Rich Webb Norfolk, VA

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UltimatePatriot 17 years ago

I doesn't get much better than that. Even if the ransom were only a dollar.

Someone should sell spectator tickets and clean up.

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UltimatePatriot 17 years ago

Don't gum up the group with your pathetic assessments.

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John Fields 17 years ago

What are you talking about? That was funny! :-) JF

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Ouroboros Rex 17 years ago

Haven't burned enough kids in Iraq?

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UltimatePatriot 17 years ago

The oblivious fools of the world never cease to amaze me that they consider themselves to be intelligent.

You are worse than a sheep with blinders on, because not only being just that, you also actually believe your own bullshit.

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Ouroboros Rex 17 years ago

No, really, 100,000+ not enough?

Go ahead, prove me wrong.

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UltimatePatriot 17 years ago

You could be a little more retarded, just not in this life.

That isn't how it works, dipshit.

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Oppie 17 years ago

I got a laugh the other day listening to an old Phil Ochs song - "love me, I'm a liberal'. Some material very dated, others still the same.

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Robert Baer 17 years ago

yes; good enough to get a laugh from a jokester.

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Ouroboros Rex 17 years ago

In other words, you've got nothing, and must continue to whine impotently as a substitute.

Of course. How it really works is that right wingers get challenged on their drool and lie or run away. Exceptions are very rare.

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UltimatePatriot 17 years ago

"The deaths from all causes violent and non-violent"

"About half of the households surveyed were uncertain who was responsible for the death of a household member"

You're a goddamned retard. You do not know how it works, and you do not even know how to examine the statistics correctly.

The way I read it, a far lower number than your claim is actually attributable to us, and I did not see any stories of burning children, you retarded f*ck.

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Ouroboros Rex 17 years ago

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So, 654,965 x .91 * .26 too tough for ya?

And 48.5% of the total population is under 18.

Continue squealing.

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PeterD 17 years ago

Bumper sticker of the day:

Annoy a Liberal... Be independent, be successful, be happy.

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Jim Thompson 17 years ago

Na-a-a-ah! It's...

Be rich Be independent Be successful Be loved | Lay-off a liberal | Be VERY happy ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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JosephKK 17 years ago

hold

Sharpton.

Add Barney Frank; hell, all of congress.

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Ouroboros Rex 17 years ago

k00k-a-d00dle-d000! lol

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