OT. Not for leftist weenies

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'

Reply to
amdx
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Don't feed the troll.

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Reply to
Rich Webb

I doesn't get much better than that. Even if the ransom were only a dollar.

Someone should sell spectator tickets and clean up.

Reply to
UltimatePatriot

Don't gum up the group with your pathetic assessments.

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UltimatePatriot

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What are you talking about?

That was funny! :-)

JF
Reply to
John Fields

Haven't burned enough kids in Iraq?

Reply to
Ouroboros Rex

The oblivious fools of the world never cease to amaze me that they consider themselves to be intelligent.

You are worse than a sheep with blinders on, because not only being just that, you also actually believe your own bullshit.

Reply to
UltimatePatriot

No, really, 100,000+ not enough?

Go ahead, prove me wrong.

Reply to
Ouroboros Rex

You could be a little more retarded, just not in this life.

That isn't how it works, dipshit.

Reply to
UltimatePatriot

I got a laugh the other day listening to an old Phil Ochs song - "love me, I'm a liberal'. Some material very dated, others still the same.

Reply to
Oppie

yes; good enough to get a laugh from a jokester.

Reply to
Robert Baer

In other words, you've got nothing, and must continue to whine impotently as a substitute.

Of course. How it really works is that right wingers get challenged on their drool and lie or run away. Exceptions are very rare.

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Ouroboros Rex

"The deaths from all causes violent and non-violent"

"About half of the households surveyed were uncertain who was responsible for the death of a household member"

You're a goddamned retard. You do not know how it works, and you do not even know how to examine the statistics correctly.

The way I read it, a far lower number than your claim is actually attributable to us, and I did not see any stories of burning children, you retarded f*ck.

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UltimatePatriot

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So, 654,965 x .91 * .26 too tough for ya?

And 48.5% of the total population is under 18.

Continue squealing.

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Ouroboros Rex

Bumper sticker of the day:

Annoy a Liberal... Be independent, be successful, be happy.

Reply to
PeterD

Na-a-a-ah! It's...

Be rich Be independent Be successful Be loved | Lay-off a liberal | Be VERY happy ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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Is Obama "The Manchurian Candidate", Trained and Planted by Osama?
Reply to
Jim Thompson

hold

Sharpton.

Add Barney Frank; hell, all of congress.

Reply to
JosephKK

k00k-a-d00dle-d000! lol

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Ouroboros Rex

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