Sometimes subjects and headlines are not phrased as well as the could be. For example my subject line "Highly directional Audio paper" (is it high tech paper that produces directional audio?)
How about these headlines:
Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit
Cause of AIDS Found - Scientists
City May Impose Mandatory Time for Prostitution
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
Why You Want Sex Changes With Age
Boys Cause As Many Pregnancies As Girls
Cemetery Allows People to be Buried by Their Pets
Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
Antique Stripper to Demonstrate Wares at Store
Sudden Rush to Help People Out of Work
Deadline Passes for Striking Police
These were lifted from bizarre news
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I have no financial interest in bizarre news. I'm just a giggling subscriber. Mike