On topic: Teaching kids engineering

The neighbors did put anti-bark collars on the Jack Russel. It sorta works, at least until the mini-weenie-dogs chew it off of him.

That would imply both competence and the willingness to keep such programs for people who really need them.

Keep a large squirt gun handy. Hit it in the face with a stream of water any time it comes into your yard, but keep a club or baseball bat handy. If it's in your yard and acting like that, it isn't to be trusted. If you have to hit it, aim for the temple.

These idiot kids will see a car coming and step out into the street, then sit down in front of the vehicle to block it. That deputy said, "They're just kids, and you can't tell them to move if they're not yours."

They claim that it's 'A well trained guard dog'. What a joke. The most a well trained dog would do is growl at someone across the street. Also, if it were trained, they would know the proper commands. Instead, they laugh when it goes berserk.

It is, if it comes into my yard. There are no trespassing signs at the front gate, and the other gates are locked. Most of the time the front gates are closed. If it's in my yard, it's there at it's own risk.

Inbred for several generations? His family tree doesn't branch? He was thrown out of the last five trailer parks for being 'Too Redneck'?

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If he doesn't compress away to nothing. Fat is fairly compressible.

Crawl to a stop one foot away from them, and hit the switch to an array of high-power horns you've installed specifically for this purpose? :-)

Take a picture of the wet front of their pants as they run off? :-)

What does suck is that if you just called the cops every time they sat down, blocking traffic, sooner or later they'd be asking YOU to stop and they'd start considering you the bad guy.

Or someone in the SS office who is fed up with their big mouth, and vindctive enough to fight back. :)

Actually, that's what the neighbor's wife went to court over. She has an air horn in her Hummer. It's not standard safety equipment, so is illegal. That and disturbing the peace got her in deep water after the neighbor on the other side turned her in. I was surprised that the cops (and court) took it so seriously.

Yep. Of course they'll deny it every time, which makes you look even worse.

I bought an OOGAH horn for my power chair. People don't pay attention to a 'Sonalert' anymore. If that doesn't work, I'll add air horns, or a 'Dukes of Hazard' horn. ;-)

Add a Confederate Battle Flag to the front, too, and really piss off lefties.

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The red metalflake paint, and the modifications ought to take care of that. :) I'm looking at adding an elctrically operated convetible top, and building a small trailer to tow behind it. Maybe paint, "Go home, Snowbirds!" on the back of it. ;-)

BTW, I salvaged some of the large gray plastic Dell logos from some of their older cases to use for hub caps. :)