maffs joke, sorry

Sep 06, 2006 3 Replies

stolen from wikipedia,



A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street café watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.



First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.



The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate."



The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."



The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."


martin


The SED bloke says,

"That depends on which door they go in, it might become empty or it might just become a pile of rubble. Tell you what, you watch and I'll go and buy the beer. At least that one is predictable.

DNA

And FEMA arrives 2 months later.

As in -1 + i (-1 persons inside, plus imaginary door)?

Yeah, phasing out of reality can do some weird things to structures.

Tim

Deep Fryer: a very philosophical monk. Website: http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms

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