Job Offer, Sat Phone Jammer

Nov 12, 2006 15 Replies

This is open to any candidates obviously more suited to people with radio circuit design. Reply to my email with the price. I know you're all qualified, judging by the posts.



How much to design and manufacturer a stationary satellite "jammer" to stop satellite phones receiving data or voice? Preferably on the military frequencies as well as the civilian.



$10,000,000 deposited into my untraceable swiss bank account. Your design will be delivered by a large alsatian within 72 hours; he'll say "Woof" and you will reply "The fat man walks in the moonlight". You will never attempt to contact me again.

How desperate are you to fill your quota of idiots you can ship to Guantánamo Bay? Really?

Homer, I've never figured out why this famous prison is situated on one of the US's most feared enemys' territory, Cuba.

Could you elucidate?

martin

Simple. It is so they can release all the terrorist into Cuba if Castro acts up. Then Castro will have to deal with that problem, instead of what was planned. The other reason is that if they escape, they can't just walk a few miles to rejoin their allies.

Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I\'ve got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

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"The United States assumed territorial control over Guant?namo Bay under the 1903 Cuban-American Treaty, which granted the United States a perpetual lease of the area."

The Cubans think the treaty has been invalidated, but the US disagrees and as they've got the biggest toys...

Tim

Like what Castro has done to the USA?

Cuba: No habeus corpus, but a workable health system

martin

The USA sends Castro a rent check (cheque) for Guantanamo each accounting period, but Castro refuses to cash them (so he says).

Cheers

PeteS

Hey, you want to step out side and play?

"I\'m never wrong, once i thought i was, but was mistaken" Real Programmers Do things like this. http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5

Googling "cuba medical" produces a range of opinions on that.

John

How well does US medical do with the indigent?

BTW, posted from the UK, so your ride may not be to Gitmo. Just hope you don't get sent to a black site.

$10,000,000.00, plus parts.

I believe that's enough cash to leave the country before the FCC and Homeland Security come to get me.

Cheers! Rich

He slapped the McCarthy-ites in the face; when they would not continue to give him enough foreign aid to maintain his dictatorship, he went shopping to the other super power. ^H^H^H, (only slightly over simplified).

JosephKK Gegen dummheit kampfen die Gotter Selbst, vergebens.   --Schiller

Which is the same story as Ho Chi Minh. The US has a long history of converting its friends into its enemies.

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