I Can't Get My Piece of Wire to Work

Man, you failed to follow directions:

1) Use only at absolute 0.

2) Form it into a perfect sphere.

3) Compress it into a single point by dropping it into a black hole.

4) See 3) above

5) See 3) above

Bet it's a grey market item - came without instructions?

You gotta RTFM

There's nothing worth listening to anyway. May I suggest a nice hourglass project ...

Ed

Good'ol black holes to fix everything :) The vacuum cleaners of the universe. (Heyy..that's a pun too..) My satirical post does have some basis... For example.. It's easy to come up with solutions with ideal models..and this can crash with real parts. Then there's the other way......Assume everything is non-ideal and design by eliminating the non-applicable behavior. D from BC

Sure. Top posters do everything backwards.

John

I suggest you visit one of the high-end audio groups. They will have suggestions making your wire better or finding a better source of near-perfect wire. I hear that "toasting" your wire will vastly improve the quality of your wire.

:) Cool...I'll finally get those 24k mp3's sounding like liquid. :)

Maybe I can get ahead of my time and start a myth that putting tin foil on bluetooth speakers increases sound quality.. :) D from BC

. . .

Of course it will work, but only if you make them like this:

Here are some real test results to prove it:

best bet is to go wireless.

Colin =^.^=

Then it will be... "I Can't Get My Air to Work?" :) D from BC

try doing it in a vacuum

Colin =^.^=

Then he did a commercial: "United Way, the finest candy bar money can buy!" ;-)

No, but I tried but they just wouldn't be fooled. ;-)