How to tell if you are qualified to post to sci.electronics.design

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO POST TO SCI.ELECTRONICS.DESIGN

While sitting in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles at the ankle.

While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

If your foot continues smoothly making clockwise circles, you are qualified to post to sci.electronics.design.

If your foot stops or pauses, you you are not qualified to post to sci.electronics.design and need to go elsewhere.

If your foot reverses direction, you have moderate brain damage.

If you try it again and your foot still reverses direction even though you are ready for it, you have severe brain damage.

If you realize that you started out making counterclockwise clockwise circles at the ankle, you cannot follow simple instructions and thus should get into management.

I hope this helps.

:)

Jamie · Accepted Answer

Ok, does that mean we won't be seeing much of you any more? :)-- "I'm never wrong, once i thought i was, but was mistaken"Real Programmers Do things like this.

sdeyoreo · Answer

I might add : If you feel that MI5 persecutes you, you're notqualified.

mpm · Answer

...Or if you sell fake Fendi handbags, Gucci shoes, etc...

Although, that said, if you can pass the test given above, there's always the tryouts for the remake of "Grease". You could be the next John Travolta?

ChairmanOfTheBored · Answer

In that instance, you are not qualified to even be at a PC workstation,much less posting in Usenet.  You need a room at the looney bin, where the MI5 team can come visityou in the night.  :-]

John Larkin · Answer

Unlikely. Brits never work overtime.John

ChairmanOfTheBored · Answer

MI5 has more than one shift, so it would not be OT for the night crew.

dnicke · Answer

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Cute? Funny? Giggle or snort at least??? Aw, C'Mon, it wasn't that bad!!

Michael A. Terrell · Answer

........................................................................................   Pathetic.-- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 toprove it.Member of DAV #85.Michael A. TerrellCentral Florida

Benj · Answer

On the other hand, if you feel that Einstein was a dummie and you are clearly smarter than he was as proved by your theory that demonstates that relativity in any of it's forms is totally bogus, THEN clearly you are ready to join the multitudes here!

Jamie · Answer

I see you're participating?-- "I'm never wrong, once i thought i was, but was mistaken"Real Programmers Do things like this.

ChairmanOfTheBored · Answer

We do not need a seminar on filtering.

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