I can now borrow lots of money on my house or I can sell it for lots more money because, apparently, it is worth more.
Since my house is an even worse shithole than it was a couple of years ago I'm wondering how that happened.....
I've sort of noticed that shitholes similar to mine have also risen in price so if I sold mine to realise the profit I could buy a similar shithole for the same price.
I have also noticed that if I did not have a shithole in the first place I could borrow more money than I could before to buy one.
I think I am then allowed to remortgage it, put a plastic thing in the garden, buy a new sofa and have an MDF kitchen.
Then I can get a loan to pay off all of my debts.
I'm sort of confused.
Has someone got some good advice?
DNA