I think you've misunderstood the game--we're just playing circuits. Odd-ball and off-beat and wayyyy-off-beat included. John's thinking about a system design and the parameters aren't fixed--figuring those out is part of the exercise.
As far as John not understanding electronics, you could scarcely be more off. He's one of the best. (I've known him for ages and I've seen his stuff. And scads of stuff he did before.) And he cooks.
Some people get twisted out of shape when everything isn't nailed down, parameters or topologies or requirements change. Not me.
What I don't know is why he didn't immediately see the brilliance of my two-transistor oscillator (:-), but I'm surely not offended--it's more analytically complex. And it still needs a magic current source (but not quite as magic as before, if Vcc now=2kV!)
Cheers, James Arthur