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This is the absolute last time for the final call for sofa designs in preparation for definately the last ever sale that will ever be made for submitted designs. Save up to 400%, pay no deposit and register for free. No interest credit terms available, end date 12th March 2007.
This is the absolute last time for the final call for sofa designs in preparation for definately the last ever sale that will ever be made for submitted designs. Save up to 500%, pay no deposit and register for free. No interest credit terms available, end date 12th April 2007.
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