I have been >reading< this posting since it started. Not all of the posting so I may have missed what I am about to post!! Either way, read till you are smirking or overwhelmed!!
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a Doctor, Lawyer, and a engineer, that were found to be doing dastardly deeds in the Kingdom. The King had them arrested and brought before the Throne. The King said; "You have all been found guilty of doing dastardly deeds in my Kingdom and therefore you shall be punished by going to the Guillotine for execution.
The first up was the Doctor, the Executioner asked "do you want a blindfold or not??". He hung his head and said "Yes". The Executioner asked "do you want heads up or heads down??" To which the Doctor said "heads down". They blindfold him and place him in the Guillotine.
The Executioner reaches and pulls the rope. And shhhhhhhhhhhch!! The blade stops an inch from his neck. Because of the law of the land ye' shall not try to execute twice. Therefore the Doctor had to be set free.
The next up was the Lawyer, the Executioner asked "do you want a blindfold or not??". He hung his head and said "Yes". The Executioner asked "do you want heads up or heads down??" To which the Lawyer said "heads down". They blindfold him and place him in the Guillotine.
The Executioner reaches and pulls the rope. And shhhhhhhhhhhch!! The blade stops an inch from his neck. Because of the law of the land ye' shall not try to execute twice. Therefore the Lawyer had to be set free.
The next up was the engineer, the Executioner asked "do you want a blindfold or not??". He looked straight ahead and said "No". The Executioner asked "do you want heads up or heads down??" To which the engineer said "heads up". They place him in the Guillotine looking up. The Executioner reaches for the rope and the engineer says, "Hold it!! I see the problem!!