Don't mess with the old farts:)

I like it! I think it is old, however. Having a memory twinge.

How about a tattoo of a couple of seniors,

A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work. She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That's definitely Paul Newman. Just look at those blue eyes." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Robert Redford." The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge. They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma'am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Paul Newman. He even has the blue eyes. The one on your right I'm not sure about-but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson. Mikek

OK.

Two venerable old men are relaxing on the beach, and they ask "How'd you get here?"

Mr. Smith says, "Well, my business was destroyed by a fire, so I thought I'd take part of the ten million dollar insurance settlement and take a little vacation before I rebuild. How about you?"

Mr. Jones, says, "Well, I was wiped out by a flood, and I decided to use a little of the forty million dollar settlement and take a little vacation before I rebuild, pretty much the same story."

Mr. Smith says, "Forty million! Tell me, how do you start a flood?"

;-)

Just like this one : )

Speaking of seniors, George Burns said, "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

I was at my nephew's wedding a few months ago, where I saw my sister- in-law's father. I hadn't seen him in a while, so I decided to say something nice, "Gene, I hope I look half as good as you when I'm your age". Without a moment's hesitation he said, "For that, you'd have to look half as good as me now".

Never mess with the old men.

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An old fart was walking down the corridor of a hospital when he passed a room and heard a lot of screaming from inside. All he could hear was "thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" and so he decided to take a peek through a small hole in the door. As he put his eye to the hole in the door a pencil came flying out poking him in his eyeball. Then all he heard was "fourteen, fourteen, fourteen."

-Bill

You are BAD!