The top chess programs now demolish the grandmasters. Scandals have developed, involving cheating, with players wearing hidden devices.
Recently, the world champion lost a game, apparently agitated, as his opponent was wearing... send the children from the room... an ANALOG WATCH!!! Such barbarism has no place in our modern civilized world.
Anyway, organizers now scan the players with "high end silicon scanners". OK guys, what is?
"The proliferation of miniaturized artificial intelligence led to nude chess becoming the dominant form of the game among human opponents by the mid 2030s." - future history books
in the last chess cheating allegations, it was alleged that it was done with a vibrating butt plug so naked won't do ....
Was that like, a contracted custom job? Must have been a pretty interesting design requirements meeting
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