CEO of the year

Oct 02, 2017 18 Replies

I have been named CEO of the year. All I need to do now is send them



150 GBP for the trophy.
John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc lunatic fringe electronics

That's better than the "Who's Who" scam ;-) ...Jim Thompson

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Why is it that the most unproductive members of our society blame the most productive members of our society for their failures?

With the pound low it's totally worth it. (Probably $300 in the US)

George H.

I'll make you one for less.

Since the payment is in pounds, I must be the *international* CEO of the year.

John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc lunatic fringe electronics

I'll put you on the list of Engineer of the Century for way less. Or if you prefer some other title , let me know.

I know a guy, a real estate wheeler-dealer, who has a gorgeous conference room with fancy chandeliers and a wall covered with trophies and plaques, to impress clients. I'll ask him where he gets them.

He did recently set the all-time record for selling a piece of dirt here. About 140 million dollars per acre.

John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc picosecond timing precision measurement jlarkin att highlandtechnology dott com http://www.highlandtechnology.com

Best I could come up with on such short notice:

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John

Sloman would be listed in 'What's What'! ;-)

Never piss off an Engineer! They don't get mad. They don't get even. They go for over unity! ;-)

Google finds "A W Sloman" in a bunch of peer-reviewed scientific papers. Adding "What's What" produced no hits at all, so Mike's hypothesis has been falsified.

Oddly enough, I did get a couple of hits with "Mike Terrell" and "What's What", but it didn't look as if he'd paid money for any of them.

Bill Sloman, Sydney

Or listed in "Who?"

John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc lunatic fringe electronics

Was it this guy? Does he have a miniature giraffe, too?

Can't be, the guy in the video has way too much hair.

John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc lunatic fringe electronics

The woman lifting the tray of gold bars must be about the strongest woman in the world, too!

Or in 'Why bother, there's nothing here to see so move along...'

Never piss off an Engineer! They don't get mad. They don't get even. They go for over unity! ;-)

I've seen more than one movie in which someone, sometimes a woman of average build, handled several standard gold bars as if they weighed no more than a few kilos.

Gold painted Styrofoam is almost weightless. :)

Never piss off an Engineer! They don't get mad. They don't get even. They go for over unity! ;-)

Yup, the reason I remember that ad all these years later is because they pulled off the satire well - even those details!

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