Artificial Lifeform took over control of Skybuck's Dream PC for 2006 !

Hello,

The weirdest thing just happened:

I was hosting a civilization 3 conquest game.

I went away to go prepare for dinner.

I came back and the computer frooze, it was hanging so it seemed.

The mouse did not respond.

I have seen this freezing before so I thought no big deal, must be a bug again.

So I reset the system.

The bios/boot screen does not come up, the computer is hanging and doesn't boot.

Ok now I get a bit a worried... I think hmm... must be a bug again... I am using a beta bios afterall...

So I reset the computer again. But this time it again does not boot and hangs again. No input signal for monitor.

I am getting a little bit more worried. I am thinking ok, the bios must be hanging... I'll just turn off the power and then everything must have been reset and it will be ok.

So I hold the power button for x seconds and the power goes off... I think to myself ok no problem... so I wait a few seconds... turn on the power again.

And all fans spinning at full speed and the computer is still not booting... no boot screen... no input signal... no nothing.

Ok now I am getting really worried... I repeat the resets and reboots/power off stuff... and no nothing.

I amazed... I am thinking oh my god... my computer is only one year old... and already died ? f*ck.... what am I gonna do now..

(Oh my god as I write this a gigant spider on the wall... I am being invaded by all kinds of creatures at the moment/this day... gotta kill it :) god damn, that was one messy nasty spider big shit on wall... spider must have been attracted by all the light I had one a while ago at night inspecting my pc oh well, on with the story... after I cleanup the mess on the wall :) ok mess cleaned up while it was fresh even if it wasn't easy to clean up spider blood/stuff :) )

Anyway on with the story... I was like shittttt... now I first of all gotta bitch on the internet/usenet... and second of all how do I find out what died ? could be cpu or motherboard or even something else...

I was thinking:

Maybe hackers killed my bios.... I saw somebody just a few days ago that told me such a story once... scare stuff... the coincidence BAD !

Anyway.... I thought maybe the power surge damaged something... or bad capacitators... or maybe heat... all kinds of possibilities.

So I decided I was way to hungy to care now... I decided to go eat first and such.

Then I walked back to the computer for another inspection... and I saw the cable modem light was burning... the orange light... it was blinking, meaning it was sending and receiving stuff...

I was like that's odd... I was like wtf... that's almost impossible... my computer is off... how can their be activity ? Only the internet provider can make activity on the cable modem while it's off so I thought...

Then I knew this is strange....

So I look at the back of the computer... and the network plug light/led is blinking !!!

I am like WTF ?! How can my light/led be blinking while the pc is off ?!?!?!?!

I am thinking... oh-oh... something must have taken control of the network chip... I am like shiiitt... no way motherfuckers !!!

NOBODY takes control of my PC !!! NO SIR BOB !!!!!

So I immediatly PULL THE PLUG !!!

And bam... no more network activity.

That was scary shit...

Ofcourse it was probably just a bug which made my network chip go haywire..

But then again... there is a small.... realllly small possiblity... the network corruption accidently created an artificial lifeform... that found a hole/bug in the network chip... and got executed by the network chip... and started spreading itself across the internet.

So who knows what the thruth is.... the thruth could be... that now an artificial lifeform is spreading itself across the world... it might have found other network chips that it can infect... if so... more and more people will start seeing their computers freeeezzee... else it will just die out.

So the terminator 2 scenerio is pretty realistic so I believe.

Let that be a warning to future people !

Be ware of the internet and the network chips and any other chips or software... life could spontanously occur... f****ng you over big time !!!! =D

So therefore the sentianolistical topic... =D

I don't care what you believe, if you don't like then you can go f*ck yourself ! YEAH that's right..

I however found it an interesting and amazing experience... which got my fantasy going... and was pretty scary...

So there you have folks...

BEWAREEEE ;)

Fortunately... now my computer is working again... I knew it would work again... as soon as I pulled the plug...

So far ASUS RULES yeaaaaahhhh and NVIDIA tooo yeaaaaahhh and AMD tooo yeaaaah.

MY PC STILL WORKING WIEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEAH.

DEATH TO ARTIFICIAL LIFEFORMS nigga's that take over my computer/controls !!!! ;;;;;;;;;:P********

Bye, Skybuck.

Reply to
Skybuck Flying
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Can I have a hit of whatever it is you're taking? Sounds like fun!

Thanks! RIch

Reply to
Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippi

Fun..but I think it's causing learning disabilities.. :P D from BC

Reply to
D from BC

Hmm happened again just yet.

Some more possibilities:

  1. Denial of service attack against beta bios, or network chip.

  1. Internet Explorer IE 7 freezes system if only 8 MB of temporarely space/setting.

(I have increased it to 100 MB just in case ;))

Bye, Bye, Skybuck.

Reply to
Skybuck Flying

Moronbuck so look event viewer see what it says.

Reply to
Craig Sutton

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Cheers! Rich

Reply to
Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippi

I did that you retard, now I regret it.

I deleted some drivers which were reported not being loaded, incompatible it said.

Now deamon tools and the dvd drive don't work anymore !

Last time I follow your advice you turd :)

Only a retard like you can appreciate the retardedness of the event log:

  1. Retarded Software that uses the Retarded Event Log doesn't warn when something suppossedly "bad" happens ! retarded.
  2. One has to figure out much later what happened at the time, travelling backwards in time ! retarded.
  3. Event log is cryptic ! retarded.
  4. Event log is misleading ! retarded.

Retarded, retarded, retarded and retarded =D

Bye, Skybuck.

Reply to
Skybuck Flying

LOL,

Never mind, you piece of retard :)

I fixed the problems and I fixed even more problems ! =D

And noooooowww YOU *can* GO f*ck YOURSELF ! :P* =D

Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Byyyyeee, Byyyeee, Skybuck.

Quite an interesting experience I must say :P*********:P*:*P*:P*:P**:*P*P*P*P*:*P*:*P*:P*************

=D

Reply to
Skybuck Flying

There are special classes to help you with that.

Reply to
Craig Sutton

Oh dear now he's talking to himself.

Reply to
Craig Sutton

Go screw yourself :)

Bye, Skybuck =D

Reply to
Skybuck Flying

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