> It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
>> permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
>> He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
>> brew
>> stubby.
>> I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
>> four decades of bad behaviour.
>> God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
>> belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
>> After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
>> guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
>> furnace.
>> There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
>> place
>>
>> Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
>> RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
>> Amein. :)
>>
>>
>>
> One of these days you may be right if you keep this crap up long enough
> (unless you beat him to it) :)
He already have. Ned Kelly's been dead 150 years. :) Rodless Rod is still alive. :))