T'was the Day before Christmas by Jeff Liebermann 12/23/2011
The day before Christmas, and all through the shop, all was a crisis, with problems non-stop.
Nothing was working, and all claimed they'll wait, for Fedex arriving, with parts that were late.
The phone was a ringings, and drop-ins galore, demanding their machines, with promise of more.
The boxes were stuffed with spyware to find, with virus and malware, and updates behind.
The PC's on benches, with some on the floor, If I can find more room, I'll work on some more.
But then with a beep, a crash and a hang, Mac Mini destructed, with a tiny bang.
No lights, no power, no fan and no clue. More MLCC failures, not much I can do.
And then came a crashing, a smash and a thud, my office invaded, by kids wanting blood.
Their PC, their MacBook, their printer, not done. If I don't deliver, There will be no fun.
No way to be ready, I can only dream. I have a solution. I'll get some ice cream.