How to repair an invisible machine from the 23rd century?

On 1/18/2011 11:40 AM Lloyd Hearsewave spake thus:

Shoot, why do we always have to answer these newbie questions? Use your time machine, of course. Everyone knows that!

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John

You can't. No user serviceable parts inside or outside. I suggest you call tech support from wherever you bought it.

Also, note that only those deemed worthy can actually see and operate such a machine. (See the Emperor's Clothes). If you can't see it, I suggest a remedial course in ethics, morals, tact, logic, quantum mechanics, and not wasting any one's time. Some good deeds would also be helpful. The machine should slowly become visible as your net worthiness improves.

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# Jeff Liebermann 150 Felker St #D Santa Cruz CA 95060
# 831-336-2558

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING BOY?????

You people of the past know nothing.

Pick up a T factor chip for the SW7 (you DO have an SW7 I hope) and install it. Then you simply go back in time and prevent the occurance of the faualt. Make sure to use VF9 antigrator so you are not affected by the timeline. Sorry about your family, but you can write a nice hefty repair bill on that. I mean 35,890 KW of energy and all that. You migtht have to do a bit of customer relations to make them understand that this awesome power does not grow on trees.

Terminator four.

ng.

If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you know its timeline if you can't see it?

Wasn't there a Star Trek Next Generation episode about this? A person from the 22nd century found a time machine, went forward into the 24th and claimed to be a historian. He was actually collecting artifacts to take back 200 years and sell off the technology.

Geoff.

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Geoffrey S. Mendelson N3OWJ/4X1GM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to misquote it.

Spray paint it so you can see what broke.

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-Scott

Ya, uhh... energy is measured in Joules not Kilowatts genius! Just get some spray paint like Lab 1 suggested. :)

Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference, you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is absolutely essential.

With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models have been very difficult to come by lately...

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Dave Platt                                    AE6EO
Friends of Jade Warrior home page:  http://www.radagast.org/jade-warrior

On 1/20/2011 12:39 PM Dave Platt spake thus:

... but in any case, you're gonna need maximum byte separation (MBS).

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   To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing

Send the owner a bill for the repair, with 200 years' worth of compound interest. Then you can keep the machine in lieu of payment.

Cheers

Phil Hobbs

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Dr Philip C D Hobbs
Principal

Best is circumcised polarization.