You have made suggestions, based on your local environment and your particular skill set, which might work for you, though you don't claim to have got any business out of them.
I live in Sydney, and while I am active in the local IEEE I haven't run into anything remotely similar to what you described.
I don't play pickeball, what ever that might be. I stopped playing field hockey when I turned 69.
You advice does seem to be more satirical than well-intentioned. It certainly doesn't strike me as being well-informed.