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Vitaliy Tolstonogov, Director General of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, says "I'm glad to see that the US finally needs this fine Russian developed technology."
Director General Tolstonogov aided Dr. Drizzlenik in the development of this new Telco Powered=99 technology through his continued management and control of the power plant.
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Because of the demand for alternative energy products in Bulgaria, we are often backordered on these items. We would be happy to take your order for any of these products, and ship them as soon as they become available. Backorders are currently running six to eight months. Due to the nature of these products and the terrific demand, we will charge your credit card as soon as the order is placed. Should you wish to cancel your order, or if the products should prove to be on backorder or unavailable for more than twelve months, we will cancel your order and refund half of the monies paid. These terms only apply to Telco Powered Products=99 . These terms do not apply to our other telecommunications related items.
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Dr. Drizzlenick and Director General Tolstonogov have developed alternate versions of all of the items you see on this web page, which run on common depleted uranium.
Because Director General Tolstonogov has an abundance of depleted uranium, and because there are parts of the world where telephone lines are scarce, he and Dr. Drizzlenick have found a way to power the common everyday items you see here like razors, flashlights, vacuum cleaners, and even vibrators, from depleted uranium. Major toy manufacturers in China have agreed to install these Depleted Uranium Power Cells in toys for the next Christmas season, so parents will never again have to worry about buying batteries for their children's Christmas toys.
Dr. Drizzlenick says "The half-life of Uranium 238, a component of the Depleted Uranium Power Cell, is 4.5 billion years. Certainly longer than any current battery technology. It's unlikely that Chinese toys will last that long."
Director General Tolstonogov says "These items are engineered to be perfectly safe by Dr. Drizzlenick, and several other scientists with years of experience working at Chernobyl. Nobody else in the world has the Nuclear safety expertise that Dr. Drizzlenick and the other Chernobyl scientists have."
The technology behind Telco Powered Products=99 is covered under US Patent No. 4773863, and other worldwide patents. Telco Powered Products=99 are not FCC registered. Items may not be exactly as pictured. Prices subject to change without notice. There is no warranty expressed or implied on any of the Telco Powered Products=99.These terms apply only to Telco Powered Products=99, not to other telecommunications items sold by Mike Sandman Enterprises, Inc.
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