Starship Schematics in the Crop Circles!

Wow! It can only be ALIENS! Really stupid ones, that is, trying "contact us"!

ROFL so when they rotated a circle in 3 dimensions around an offset axis they found a torus! Amazing!

They must not have CAD tools. The way they design starships is by trampling down fields of corn.

John

I want to know whether the design is to scale or not.

Yes. But which scale? 1:1000?

Wouldn't it blow their minds if it was in fact ants, munching on the stems?

Ants, hell, they look pretty alien I'd say... they may not have individual intelligence, but maybe there are some sentient colonies we haven't talked to yet.

Tim

What? You've never heard of 'Corn Aided Design'?

Yes. Scaled to 100X macro.

The actual ship fits in your hand.

You go stand on a corner with a sign that says "Will talk to ants." and see how long it takes for the little white men in their clean white coats to come get you. Nowadays it will be cops with dogs, and you go to jail,like the rest of the criminals.

I saw a TeeVee show where the two guys that have been making all of the crop circles revealed how they did it. It's trivially easy - if you walk between the rows, your footprints are invisible from the air. Make a perfect circle? Bring a rope, one guy stands in the center, and the other guy walks around him in a circle, tramping down the grain (or corn, or whatever.)

And even after they demonstrated the hoax, the True Believers said, "Oh, but those aren't the REAL crop circles!" or some such.

Cheers! Rich

You do know that these crop circles are nothing more than a big joke, don't you? A couple of farmers who have been making them have admitted as much.

If you look closely, you'll see that the polarity of the hyperspace inductor is reversed. Just the sort of mistake you'd expect from people who use farm implements for a living.

Sure "CAD". It's better than "Scotch Aided Design" (SAD) or Barley Aided Design (BAD).

Best regards, Spehro Pefhany

You've got it all wrong! Your suppose to rotate it in 6D along the tetradiagonal hyperspherical monoloids and project onto the first 3 dimensions given by the cooper pair datahexagram to get the true 3D starship design. It's quite trivial actually. You really need to go back to kindegarten and study up on this stuff. It's also quite trivial why such advanced species(which I have met BTW) put such advanced schematics in crop fields instead of just giving it too us directed. Unfortunately they exist in the other 3 dimensions and the starship is the only way to travel to them(technically it's a transporter or what they call a #(FJ#@@J#F(`00234F(#FJAL)).

They figured (correctly) that we didn't have the proper version of Adobe's s/w installed. So sending us their PDF would have been pointless. Crop circles are considered to be superior to SilverLight by most advanced civilizations.

Computer Assisted Maze?

Kernel mode drivers, too.

John

...yeah, but it does not tell how to use the Iridium..

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TROLL BEGONE !

I AM PROTEUS

You'd be laughable if you weren't so pitiful.

John