I can now borrow lots of money on my house or I can sell it for lots more
>money because, apparently, it is worth more.
>
>Since my house is an even worse shithole than it was a couple of years ago
>I'm wondering how that happened.....
>
>I've sort of noticed that shitholes similar to mine have also risen in price
>so if I sold mine to realise the profit I could buy a similar shithole for
>the same price.
>
>I have also noticed that if I did not have a shithole in the first place I
>could borrow more money than I could before to buy one.
>
>I think I am then allowed to remortgage it, put a plastic thing in the
>garden, buy a new sofa and have an MDF kitchen.
>
>Then I can get a loan to pay off all of my debts.
>
>I'm sort of confused.
>
>Has someone got some good advice?
>
>DNA
>
If the fox is smart, the fox will be patient and raise very fat chickens. The fox works hard to gain the chickens' trust...so he cares for them by providing slick brochures, branch offices and good-looking salespeople who have been trained to sound like investors.
martin