Ok, major booboo this morning. Inline sprinkler valve stuck on open. The guys who built the house around 1970 placed them under (!) the raised foundation. Take 1/2hr just to crawl there, scraped and bruised.
It's a 1" industrial brass valve but spare parts almost unobtanium so I'll chuck it. In order not to have to crawl two more times but only once I'd have to screw the new one onto the existing threaded nipple. Murphy says a tight fit (meaning no leak) won't occur exactly when it's straight up. If I glue in a new nipple I'll have to crawl a 3rd time just to open the shut-off valve. That's also under the house, what were they thinking?
So, all you hobby gardeners, how far out of the perfectly vertical position can an inline valve be?