Oh, no!

Oct 28, 2007 12 Replies

It now occurs to me that it has been at least a month since I have received any Email offering some product to enlarge my penis. What can this mean? Have they finally figured out that it's completely unnecessary?


Or that you are beyond hope ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

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In far future, only Net historians will know about this.. Maybe it'll be called "The Penis Enlargement Spam Period". Like the Jurassic period is known as the "Age of the Dinosaurs".

D from BC

No, they're being nice and saving you some money. After long hours of research of various clients, it has been deemed that for some, there is no hope!

Maybe you fall into this category ? :)

"I\'m never wrong, once i thought i was, but was mistaken" Real Programmers Do things like this. http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5

My latest spam email: "Your new penis is waiting for you." Shudder! Let it wait.

The objective of the enlargement scam was to enlarge penises (err..penii..??) in order to introduce a follow up scam.. the penis reduction!!.

"It's so freakn large I pass out from hypovolemia!"

My dad told me.."Son...get a girlfriend with small hands... It'll look bigger." :) D from BC

Kind of hard to find a girl with small hands in farm country isn't it?

"I\'m never wrong, once i thought i was, but was mistaken" Real Programmers Do things like this. http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5

It means they found out you're actually a girl.

Sno-o-o-o-ort! Now THAT'S funny ;-) Or a small mouth ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC\'s and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave

That stuff works, mines now 4 inches, the women say that's good enough, they don't want it any wider. Ken

Why? How big ARE your hands? How many acres does your Ma and Pa own?

Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I\'ve got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

Someone told them you don't have one?

Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I\'ve got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

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