Too bad you don't have an ulcer or constipation - milk of magnesia probably has a lot of Mg in it. ;-)
You know what you get when you mix vodka and milk of magnesia?
A Phillips screwdriver! ;-D
Good Luck! Rich
Too bad you don't have an ulcer or constipation - milk of magnesia probably has a lot of Mg in it. ;-)
You know what you get when you mix vodka and milk of magnesia?
A Phillips screwdriver! ;-D
Good Luck! Rich
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Cheers! Rich
Well, here's my contribution..
While i recognize it, it is essentially a cut down version of another story i have read.
Fat chance, politicians will be exempt.
[snip]
That's funny... you must have reading my mind, or me reading yours... I was thinking the very same thing as Obama was saying, "Top 5%"... that's every _family_ earning just slightly over $150K :-(
...Jim Thompson
Its a combination of gravity, falling off my ladder after Hurricane Andrew, and the tourists from Mill Valley California who decided to hit my car head on in Coconut Grove many years ago. They didn't have MRI's back then, a quick look with an X-ray at my neck and I was sent on my way. I was very bruised from the seatbelt. I got about 1/2 a Mazda 626 out of the deal. (My wide did actually, it was her car.) :)
"My wide"?
Similar to 'my wige'.
After you marry a broad, she becomes a wide.
John
shoot, not the proximity of the d and f keys. I am in the doghouse. She's the skinny one.
I can't even spell "note" not a good week!
That was the best so far!
And my co-workers wonder why i disliked the octoroon Obama.
Only if you let them.
Some become extra, extra wide. So wide, that they have to turn to get through a 40" door. I had a VA doctor like that. :(
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