You can suggest what you like, but you'd have had to find some evidence before you could make the proposition stick - in fact I drink a good deal less than I ought to for my cardio-vascular health.
If you had two neurones to rub together, you'd know that I realise that the 555 can be used for lots of jobs beyond that of being a mediocre timer - even the manufacturer's application notes mention it's use as a pulse width modulator and as a linear ramp generator, and the essence of its popularity amongst gadgeteers is that it can be used to do a mediocre job in a wide variety of applications (where a professional would use a better engineered, more specific solution).
My point of view isn't perpetually caustic - some people have earned a sceptical attitude, but I do acknowledge that some of our regular posters know what they are talking about - Fred Bloggs and Genome come to mind, not to mention more popular favourites like Win Hill and Spehro Pefhany.
Nice try, but where is your evidence?
Same old Fieldingesque evasion - you can manage the vocabulary, but you couldn't construct an arguement to save you soul (if you had one).