Archimedes' Lever AKA JackShephard AKA..too many to mention wins both Kook of the Month AND the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
I knew you were favorite for KOTM and it's fleeting fame..
But to beat Steve Chaney for OOTHS!!
That's a lifetime Award man..
Congratulations.
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...NUNYA BIDNESS AKA MASSIVE PRONG AND SPURIOUS RESPONSE!
11 votes Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response 08 votes Bill Hughes 06 votes Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie 02 votes John Griffin 02 votes None of the aboveCongratulations, Numby! Your massive kookout, along with your history of being a spanktard, morpher, and coward, propelled you ahead of one candidate with delusions of being Superman, another with delusions of being a prophet from another planet, and a former kookologist who melted down just from being poked the right way. You may think you're a hardware genius, but Gnarls Barkley and I think you're crazy!
"Crazy" Live on Letterman
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
The winner is...NUNYA BIDNESS AKA MASSIVE PRONG AND SPURIOUS RESPONSE!
18 votes Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response 08 votes Steve Chaney 01 votes Neither of the aboveCongratulations, Numby! You lose a flamewar, you morph. You win a flamewar, you morph. You want to prove a point, you morph. Is it any surprise that you thumped an established net.kook who not only morphs, but fr0gs as well?