My not so technical customers will surely ask: "Inverse? Are you suggesting that I try standing on my head to invert my ears, while smoking pot, to fix the linearity? I dunno about dat."
Drop your IQ and shrink your vocabulary a few notches and maybe they'll understand. Also, 4 syllable words, like "approximation", do not compute with the GUM (great unwashed masses). This thing requires short words with few syllables and very simple thoughts.
Maybe something like this: Y'er brain and ears are mush from too much grunge, punk, heavy metal, trance, and gothic rock. They are no longer in tune wit da tronics. I ain't gonna fix your ears, but I kin tweak da controls to make your brain think it sounds good, without the pot or other drugs.
I am the wizard of sound. The problem I've already found. With speakers you sit, so eardrums will split, and rhythm you brutally pound.
What you need is a better pot. The knob, the drug it is not. Get out your check book, and I'll take a look, and do try to thank me a lot.
(Hint: I only write poetry when I'm angry, irate, frustrated, irritated, disgusted, etc.)