Annual PSA test

Nov 20, 2009 11 Replies
J

Had my annual PSA test yesterday.



Possible bad news, but funny at the same time...



PSA=2.8, OK, but a BIG jump from last year's 1.4



So more tests :-(



The funny...



My urologist, female oriental, physical rating as "babe"...



"Drop your pants"



OK, I'm used to that, dropped pants, leaned over.



"No, Let's do the _FRONT_ first"



Panic!



The usual thoughts run thru my head... wonder what my automatic response will be to a babe fondling my penis for lumps at the base.



No worry, no fear, SHRIVEL ;-)



Then, of course, followed by the probing via the usual path :-(



The things we old guys have to endure :-(



No lumps or abnormalities found. ...Jim Thompson


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I got that to come.... but male Dr.- must have been a shock to your system.... :)

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G

The fun just begins !!! Its awfull, and not always conclusive.

greg

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J

Quite! I've had prostate exams before, but male doctor, and rear check only. ...Jim Thompson

| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | Liberals need to learn to choose better crackers and cheese with their whine.
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B

You Lucky so & so. My quack is a bloke. ;-)

Best Regards: Baron.
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I

Just wait until they want to do a biopsy and shove a staple gun up your rear...

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J

Oh! I've had "procedures" before... I have a stent in my heart (1998) and a Titanium hip joint (2007).

And I had the "sports model" conversion in 1973... let's see if anyone can guess what that was ;-)

Nothing much before that, except I had polio in the Summer of 1947. ...Jim Thompson

| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you. - Nikita Khrushchev
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M

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Have a gut feeling it has something in common with Seinfelds "the Soul Mate" episode. Hows the hip, Fully recovered?

Cheers

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J
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That's what the meathead had done when Gloria screamed at him. That he also had responsibilities and so forth. Hilarious, saw that episode again a few days ago.

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Regards, Joerg http://www.analogconsultants.com/ "gmail" domain blocked because of excessive spam. Use another domain or send PM.
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J

I was never a Seinfeld fan, so I don't know.

Hip replacement is great! Unfortunately right hip is now complaining for a replacement ;-)

I'll have to do that before the leftists decide I'm too old ;-) ...Jim Thompson

| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | It's what you learn, after you know it all, that counts.
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J

Funny! We've just started watching "All in the Family" again.

Somewhere around 1975 we went to a brunch (southwest corner of Camelback and Scottsdale Road)... Sammy and entourage walked in... ;-) ...Jim Thompson

| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | If you wanted a President with balls why didn't you elect Hillary?
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

I'm guessing it's just for fun now, and there's no chance a 34 yr old will walk up to you and say " this is kinda awkward, but, I think your my daddy!" Mike

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