... Invest instead in the Jackrabbit Stungun!
Hi everyone! It's me: Paul Burridge (the supreme innovator amongst you mere mortals.)
Yes, a good many of you thought I was nuts when I claimed on this group a few years ago that it was possible to eliminate violence between jackrabbits during the mating season, but I persisted with my ingenious and original concept and it has, despite everyone's doubts, borne fruit. Mild-mannered jackrabbits with their ears blown off are now breeding peaceably in the wild! And what's more, they're projected to overtake the mainstream (hyperviolent) jackrabbit population in the northern hemisphere within 10 years. So NOW, who's the loser? Ha! Don't believe me? Checkout this link. Just remember *I* told you *I* was right and most of you thought I was some sort of nut! I'm not including Rich and John L in this; they always kept the faith with me.
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