Spent the better part of six months on this thing and it finally works well enugh to actually wear around the house. It's a forearm-mounted unit with a flip-up screen, a full keyboard underneath, and a little round dial on the side that shows the time. Printed the housing myself over about four failed attempts before the hinges stopped snapping off.
The keyboard was the worst part. I wired each row by hand and my first revision had two columns swapped, so typing anything felt like a bad dream. Rewired it last weekend and now I can actually type notes on it without wanting to throw it across the room. Right now it pulls the moon phase and some satellite pass times, plus a clock face on the dial. Battery life is the next problem to solve since it dies in about three hours. Not exactly practical yet but it turns heads at the coffee shop, which honestly was half the point.