Kit noise/voice recorder with decent amp...?

Oh you dick! Did you buy this from J(unk)CAR?

I first bought a Gadget Central "fart machine" thingo and was using that for my performances, but it "dies" rather quickly and it only has 2 different fart noises...?

Im looking for a small kit (to be attached under a bar stool) that will record a few different "noises" and "cycle through them" even randomly so that each time its a different sounding noise/fart...?

Like the GC jobbie, Im looking for something that is "remotely" fired/farted?! ;)

Anyone know of something that would do the trick, or should I just HACK the GC fart box, add a bigger amp and better battery pack?!

-- :D - Richard J W

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What about a small "transistor" radio - see if you can just use the audio amp. May not be possible if it's all integrated into one IC. For a few dollars you would get the amp/battery holder+enclosure.

Do you get extra applause if you draw mud and the noise comes from the, ummmm, stool?

Hahahaha! Nah, but might as well have been!

Gadget Central = Jaycar clearance house!

But no one else sells anything like it.

-- :D - Richard J W

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I just snapped it open and it all looks like its in one thing, but I spose I could just hook an amp to the current speaker terminals and see what happens?!

-- :D - Richard J W

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