PING: Central Office Experts

Look up the name Lipshitz in the phone book.

"May I speak to Mr Lipshitz?"

"Speaking."

"If you're Lipshitz my ass whistles."

(How I wish we had noticed that several people in the Queens phone book are named King Kong.)

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"Where do you buy your underwear?" I guess there's a few variations on that one.

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All those health problems, and no sin ?:-) ...Jim Thompson

That joke is so old, it has grown a pair of legs! ;-)

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I never smoked, used drugs or drank, but I did chase one wild woman till she said she'd marry me. :)

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Two old women were sitting on a bench at a mall, watching men walk by and betting on whether they were wearing boxers or briefs. They didn't realize people could hear them, till one old man smiled at them and said, 'Depends!'

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench, when some flasher flashed them. The first one had a stroke. The next one had a stroke. The third one kept her hands to herself.

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Three drug addicts were shooting up on the park bench - some little old lady walks by and shrieks, "Eek! You're sharing a needle! You're gonna get AIDS! You're gonna get AIDS!"

One of the addicts says, "Nah, that's OK lady, we're wearing condoms."

;-)

Cheers! Rich