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OT: An old joke, recycled kinda...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods. All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her. "Maiden," croaked the frog, "would you do me a favor? This will be hard for you to believe, but I was once a handsome, charming prince and then a mean, ugly old witch cast a spell over me and turned me into a frog." "Oh, what a pity!", exclaimed the girl. "I'll do anything I can to help you break such a spell." "Well," replied the frog, "the only way that this spell can be taken away is for some lovely young woman to take me home and let me spend the night under her pillow." The young girl took the ugly frog home and placed him beneath her pillow that night when she retired. When she awoke the next morning, sure enough, there beside her in bed was a very young, handsome man, clearly of royal blood. And so they lived happily ever after, except that to this day her father and mother still don't believe her story.

Cheers! RIch

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Rich Grise, but drunk
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Once upon a time, there was a man enjoying a day at the local golf course. As he was surveying the lay of his last shot, he heard a voice from the nearby brush say, "Ribbit. Four iron." Upon investigation, the voice appeared to be coming from a frog sitting in the brush.

Hmm, he thought to himself, that seems about right. So, he took out his four iron and put the ball right into the cup.

This must be a magic frog, he said to himself. So, he picked it up and carried it with him throughout the rest of his game. Each time he found himself in a tricky situation, the frog would offer up advice which invariably was right on the money.

After playing what was the best game of golf in his life, the man asked, "I wonder what we should do now."

"Ribbit. Las Vegas.", the frog replied.

Upon arriving in town, the man and his lucky frog headed to the nearest casino.

"Ribbit. Roulette." the frog suggested as they entered.

Following the frog's suggestions, the man proceeded to win a small fortune that night. Upon retiring with his winnings, to the luxury suite reserved for the casino's high rollers and other celebrities, the man placed the frog on table and asked, "OK frog. What should I do now?"

"Ribbit. Kiss me", the frog said.

Since they were alone, the man figured, what the heck, what could it hurt. So he did.

Suddenly, in a flash of light, the frog was transformed into the most beautiful 16 year old girl he had ever laid eyes upon.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl came to be in my hotel room."

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Paul Hovnanian     mailto:Paul@Hovnanian.com
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Paul Hovnanian P.E.

It was a vicar and a choirboy in the version I last heard. But 16 is legal in the UK anyway...

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Paul Burke

Signed,

William Jefferson Clinton

Reply to
Bob Stephens

Unless you are in a position of authority.

So, vicar and choirboy, he'd have to be 18. (nomatter the gender of the vicar)

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Ian Stirling

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