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Oct 24, 2010 17 Replies

The Giants have won the pennant, so this town is in an uproar. Fireworks, sirens, beer being consumed, general rowdiness and public display of emotion.



In other news, the Exotic Erotic Ball has been canceled for lack of interest.



John



They only have one ball?

Politicians should only get paid if the budget is balanced, and there is enough left over to pay them.

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LA has two, but they're very small

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Oh, well! ;-)

Politicians should only get paid if the budget is balanced, and there is enough left over to pay them.

Q. What has sixteen balls and sings? A. A quartet.

According to Bob Wills, there's 'Big balls in Cowtown' ;-)

A BIG BALL IN COWTOWN Recorded by Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys Written by Hoyle Nix

Aagghh! Let the ladies split out wide Grab your pardner - go hog wild. Aagghh! Now, now, now;

CHORUS [G] Big Ball's in [G7] Cowtown [C] We'll all go [G] down [G] Big Ball's in [G7] Cowtown [D] We'll dance a-[G] round.

[G] Workin' on the [G7] railroad [C] Sleepin' on the [G] ground Eatin' saltine [G7] crackers [D] Ten cents a [G] pound.

CHORUS

Put on your new shoes Put on your gown Take off them sack clothes The Big Ball's in town.

CHORUS

I'll stay in cowtown I'll stick around Bolt up your window The Big Ball's in town.

CHORUS

Politicians should only get paid if the budget is balanced, and there is enough left over to pay them.

G.Gordon Liddy admitted* he had three, several times on his radio show.

  • bragged :-)

Even though I've been a Dodger fan my whole life, and even though I've never forgiven Marichal for plonking Roseboro over the head with a bat, I was glad to see the Giants beat the Phillies. I was even more thrilled to see the Yankees lose.

Go, Giants!

Bob

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A quartet of what?

By my arithmetic, it only adds up to 8.

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Q: What's got 8 legs and goes "Ho-di-do! Ho-di-do!"?

A: Four [CENSORED] running for the elevator.

Cheers! Rich

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In a classic barbershop quartet, one will be a tenor.

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So Juan invented plonking, even before AlGore invented the internet?! Amazing. :-) I wonder how many carbon credits he'd have gotten, if he hit AlGore instead of Johnny?

Ed

I was even more thrilled to see the

Spare? Triple redundancy?

John

...not masculine enough..

Sure, but two are between his ears...

Politicians should only get paid if the budget is balanced, and there is enough left over to pay them.

Bad math, like the prez's 57 states.

Politicians should only get paid if the budget is balanced, and there is enough left over to pay them.

Maybe it's a bowling ball?

Politicians should only get paid if the budget is balanced, and there is enough left over to pay them.

Perhaps not as memorable as this:

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(I know this is when Giants were still in NY. I think Dodgers were too)

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