I Want This For Xmas

What do you call a busload of lawyers than runs off a cliff into the ocean?

A good start.

What's black and tan and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

I know tons of those jokes... I have a lawyer son-in-law (*) who has no trouble laughing about his profession.

(*) A prosecutor who has put more felons on death row than any other lawyer in Arizona history. Next up: Fairies from Maryland >:-} ...Jim Thompson

Yes, but there's copy protection available: Just put a cross on your forehead and you are copy protected. In anticipation of the inevitable cloning, it's become a popular deterrent:

Not if you clone enough of them...supply & demand, you know :-)

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Confucius Say: Printers output to paper as an afterthought to consuming toner cartridges.

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(How did you manage the thread title swap from RASFW, and do you plan to print a Twonky?)

Anyway, while the Lulzbot:

can't do sophisticated electronics, it does ship fully assembled and ready to use at US$1725.00, and uses 3mm ABS at a mere US$102.00 for 5 lbs (US$120.00 for 5 lbs of glow in the dark!):

The Lulzbot looks easily hackable, too.

Now, all I need to do is figure out how to match this thing's output:

to the Lulzbot's input...

Mark L. Fergerson

My post accidentally contained two Subject: headers. It caused some news servers to gag. It was embarrassing. :$

Confucius Say: Copying and pasting usenet posts to telnet can create embarrassment. ;)

Maybe he wants to print 'Twinkies' & 'Ding Dogs'? ;-)

I good use for Darth Vader's DeathStar.

I'm probably one of the few dudes on here who knows what a Twonky is. ;-)

Lord Valve Old

;-)

Cite the reference, and i will know which definition you are using.

?-)

TCM = turner Classic Movies. 'The Twonky' was a classically bad movie that I saw a long time ago.

It was also a prop in the time travel movie 'Millennium':