how to torture an engineer [jokes]

Sheeesh! And here I thought it was rub his face in p...y ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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How do you f*ck off mrdarrett?

Ask him to explain how he thought his latest idea would work to the customers who bought it.

DNA

Let's try it another way.

We are back at mission control and mrdarrett has his latest representative set of customers for his new super dildo.

He spends four hours explaining the multifunctional mp3, wifi, multilayer, divx, magi4, wap, streaming, 3gp, nzb, anb, 3fourX, brussel sprouts interface along with which buttons to press.

And..... he gets nowhere. So, he asks the engineer to explain.

The engineer stands up and says.....

'Uhm, well I sort of implemented the specification I was given but I stuck a cheat in it, you know..... like...

Oh, OK, look just press plus and the button at the bottom.'

DNA

If "p...y" means "pussy", then I must not be an "engineer", because that sounds like the opposite of torture to me. >:->

Cheers! Rich

How would you know?

Oh come on. We are adults here. If the man like the taste of pussy, let him enjoy it.

Please don't hide behind some lame sense of religious or moral ideals that Cunnilingus is wrong.

Grow up.

Just in case you are inexperienced or just lost:

donald

Woooosssshhhh! ...and you didn't even have to duck.

Up until recently, the government was presumed to have a compelling interest in criminalizing that sort of thing as a crime against nature and labeling the act as sodomy, any sexual activity that does not at least simulate the bare essential for procreation.

Oh, that's just krw. He's one of the "rag-on-Grise" bots. ;-)

Thanks! Rich

...getting paranoid in your alcoholic stupor, there Rich?

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... Have him fix his own damn product!

I just stripped down a single-phase UPS bought cheap* at an auction to see why the sucker would not start - turned out that the control voltage comes from the batteries which sort of makes sense because if the batteries are flat then they probably will go "poof" when charged at the usual high rate. Hmm.

Now, to charge the damn batteries one has to *dissect* the bloody thing to get each battery out and charge it indívidually.

The wires one has to take off are not labelled so one has to label.

Then i notice that they used about 80 chips (LM324 and "classic" CMOS) to make up the control section ....

Then I finally notice that the heavy power section and the control unit are joined so wisely that one must be on top of the other so that one cannot really test the thing as a unit on the workbench.

Now I probably recycle the batteries and some of the components - that thing sucks - yet obviously the product was successful because the manufacturer still exists.

To stop the control section from bleeding the batteries dry there is a mechanical switch. Thus it is probably a normal case that the switch is left ON and the unit has to go back for vivisection. Bit like the Citroen 2CV when changing points or spark plugs!

• Paid USD 15.

We have a word to temp new managers, tis a bullshit word that is not in the dictionary... We say it a lot to see if the new manager picks it up. It has only worked once, the sad thing is that was the best manager we ever had. I do like 3fourX, sounds like a local beer, can i have 3 xxxx's please..

Not forgetting the McDonald working party preliminary interface spec for the agricultural industry, the IEE I/O

Dirk

thing to

.... Forgot to mention that the battery stack weighs 26 kg and is fixed with screws on the bottom and the unit has to be on it's head to get the batteries out (to make sure that everything below is occasionally chrushed when the batteries are taken out for service by the unwary ;-)

...or the PowerPC's Enforce Inorder Execution of I/O instruction.

In message , dated Wed,

And McDonald's number: 925200.

-- OOO - Own Opinions Only. Try

John Woodgate, J M Woodgate and Associates, Rayleigh, Essex UK

I thought McDonald's number was currently "over 99 Billion".

After they reached a number exceeding the number of people currently living on the planet, I think McDonald's settled for "Billions and Billions Served".

Michael