Electronics PUNS!

Apr 30, 2007 40 Replies

Ohm sweet ohm..

D from BC

.=2E. I miss it mho and mho.

Mark

In Britain, an ohmmeter is a termite.

You're charged with assault and battery. Bailiff, take the defendant to a dry cell.

Cheers! Rich

"Ohm, Ohm on the range..."

Tim

-- "Librarians are hid>

I can run multi meters...

D from BC

Comments like that might hertz their feelings

ryannosaurus pinched out a steaming pile of:

idea.

AC watt you mean!

(aside: do you know how to make sure one sees responses to thier poasts in xnews??? I cant figure out how to set the score file thing)

I like that Impy dance you do ;)

I don't use xnews.

Maybe set the watch thread to author: you

Bob Officer COOSN-266-06-01986 Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005

John Fields pinched out a steaming pile of:

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poasts

Oh I just have this sine US problem...

Bob Officer pinched out a steaming pile of:

Hmmm...I may have just fingered this out...I went Article>Mark Selected As> HighScore and it made a lil red icon thingy and put a 9999 beside the psots :)

OMG! LEARNING OCCURED ON USENET!!!11111!!!!!

This thread has deteriorated to the point we should all just MOV along

I agree. I don't want to know about peoples' FETishes.

W "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them." . | ,. w , \\|/ \\|/ Perna condita delenda est ---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

Lionel pinched out a steaming pile of:

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along

Go OHM then, your jokes diode already...

(score files still not working)

BLAM BLAM BLAM FZZZZTPHPTH!!!!

NO CARRIER....

You can take this thread and RAM it up your ass!

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Veronica Karlsson pinched out a steaming pile of:

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steaming

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Now you've done it; you just made my Little Soldier go all floppy

3.5...

Shocking. Just shocking.

Smee

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MOV

good thing thats not its current state...you could say its state is solid...

it is good you found a way to relieve your pentode frustrations.

I triode and triode and I still can't get this circuit to work right.

Maybe there are too many dead bugs in it?

If I sit cross legged and chant over it, maybe it'll will work better.

Ohhhmm. Ohhhmm

Sitting cross legged on the floor Hertz.

I know there is a signal down there somewhere. Maybe I need to mow the grass.

I can't help it if my sweepers floor isn't low enough.

Maybe the dust bunnies have it down in that ratsnest they call a home.

Could they have hidden down under the bed of nails?

May if peek and poke it will come out.

I can see no sine of it anywhere.

It could have dis integrated.

I could have to cosine for it.

I hate it when I go running off on tangents like this.

I think that I may have to beat it with a different frequency.

That could be another IF in the equation.

This is too much like work. It has me UHFing and pfing.

You don't want to let the smoke out. _ Y ?

Then it really won't work, that's Y, silly.

Maybe I should have PICed a different project.

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