Last time a car went dead in the garage, my wife's Fit, I hacked up a charger from an old DSL wall-wart and a sabre saw as a series current limiter. The garage geometry makes it essentially impossible for us to push a car uphill to the street to jump it. Now The Brat left her Echo in the garege for a month or so and it went dead, too. So I figure it's time to buy a real charger. Went to Kragen Auto Parts and bought two (one for here, one for Truckee) chargers. They are all "smart chargers", namely switchers with electronics, these days.
The battery is really dead, 1.8 volts. The first charger hums and outputs nothing. Tried the next one: it hummed for maybe 3 seconds then sparked and smoked inside.
Went back to Kragen and traded up, two better chargers. Neither charges... no current, battery steady at 1.8 volts. Both have their "charging" LEDs off and "charge complete" LEDs lit.
Back to Kragen, 3rd time, got all my money back. Passed by Bob Pease's place all three trips, same collection of rusty VWs everywhere.
A charger that puts zero amps into a dead battery does that by design, and there's only one reason to do that: to convince people they need a new battery. Kragen's sales pitch was exactly along those lines; "Tt won't charge, so all the cells are shorted."
So I went to work and nabbed a cute little Lascar bench power supply. It current limits at 1.2 amps, so I just cranked it up. The battery went instantly to 16.5 volts, then settled down to 12 or so in a few minutes, and is creeping back up.
Interesting.
So I guess I'll buy a couple of 3 amp or so lab supplies, with nice volt and amp meters, instead of battery chargers. They're handier to have around anyhow, cost about the same as a "good" charger, and aren't booby trapped.
What Kragen is doing is fraud.
John