"Doomsday Machine" wrote in
> news:CSaSj.104528$rd2.73624@pd7urf3no:
>
>> French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black
>> Hole
>> Generator) Unknown Planetary Risk To Create BIG BANG
>>
>
> That's why I never go out without wearing my tinfoil hat.
> It
> protects me from the aliens who are trying to beam evil
> messages into
> my brain.
>
> When they start running real experiments at the LHC later
> this year,
> I plan to wrap myself entirely in double layers of heavy
> duty
> Reynolds Wrap, just in case. It's my understanding that in
> addition
> to creating black holes, they have a secret scheme for world
> domination by encoding subtle messages in perturbations of
> the
> quantum states of the other high energy particles the LHC
> will
> produce. Using two layers of foil will cause the particles
> to
> interfere with each other and thereby scramble the encoded
> messages.
> (One layer of foil would simply alter the polarization a
> little, but
> the message would remain intact).
>
> The French have never been happy about losing those blind
> wine-
> tasting competitions to the California winemakers, so the
> LHC plot is
> their way to get revenge.
>
> George
>
Oh mon vieux, tu ne comprends rien..... You've been listening to Coast-2-Coast too much, you have been brainwashed by your own people before the Aliens......Heeheee......Donchaknow?