Now all we need is Pi = 3 (or 4) How very sad when clueless politicians dictate science, hope UK leaves EU today.
Absolutely unacceptable, and shows the ongoing chaos, got to be a sign of an IQ equal to apes. Ask yourself what is the future for UK now, this sort of dictatorship seems unacceptable to any sane person, those lot are hopefully still a majority in the UK. I am not pleased to learn about this folly.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Uh-oh! I think that's one of his banned words you just used there, Jan! :)
But seriously, this is the Guardian, which is hell-bent on getting Brexit reversed at all costs. Guardian=BBC=CNN=MSNBC; they're all in the same bracket when it comes to fake news. So you can take this article with a pinch of salt; it's just an unfunny joke.
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They seem really desperate to find ways to distract as larger part of the public as possible from the ongoing brexit nonsense. Imperial units, "we are an emprie", LOL. Then these tanker conflicts etc., it will be interesting to watch if/how they are going to get it their way. Johnson at no 10 wants to look as ballsy as he can, too bad he is not as brainy as necessary.... I expect things in the UK to literally fall apart - to the delight of the Kremlin.
Serious people are seriously suggesting the UK will breakup if there is a hard brexit.
I'm sure CD and his paymasters will be delighted.
Even two years ago I could only get odds of 2:1 that the UK would exist in 15 years time. I wouldn't get odds that good now.
BTW, it is "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". Presumably if N Ireland does a "reunification" with Eire, all domain names will have to be registered as .gb If Scotland splits away, I suppose it would be .ew, which seems appropriate.
To combat a shocking decline in standards, all but myself must obey the following rules. I shall not be bound by them, as evidenced in my recent excellently-writted, well-received and best selling book, ?Eminent Victorian?s?.
Do not use the Metric System. Or any other French invention, including pasteurisation, mayonnaise or aspirin. Use good, honest British alternatives or, better still, do without. Show some pluck!
Do not use decimal currency. Pounds, shillings and pence will suffice, but florins and groats for preference.
Terms of address. Untitled men are ?Esquire?, after the totally most excellent example set by our colonial cousin Mr. Bill S. Preston, Esq, of California.
Unmarried women are ?spinster of the parish?. Correspondence to married women should be addressed to their husband.
Use multiple spaces after a full stop. The more white space you can leave the better, in order to camouflage the lack of meaningful content.
FACT-CHECK YOUR WORK. If you find any, remove them immediately.
Certain words and phrases are strictly forbidden in communications, including
?I understand your concerns? ? I have never understood anyone?s concerns and I do not propose to start now.
?Get?, as in ?Can I get a coffee?? ? I would immediately sack any member of the cast of Friends, and I will do the same to you if you speak like them.
?Friends? ? I watched it once. Awful moving daguerreotype ?programme?. Do not mention it.
?Hopefully? ? There shall be no hope during my tenure.
?Unacceptable? ? Nothing is forbidden, everything is acceptable. This applies only to the actions of the Prime Minister.
?Equal? ? Equality has no place in our administration.
?Disappointment? ? this will go without saying.
?Flaps? ? Can people please stop saying this to me? I do not understand it but makes me feel funny.
Also, a disdain for mint sauce can result in the revocation of British citizenship and if a guy doesn't like Extra Special Bitter that shows lack of pluck so he gets his man card pulled.
Don't understand why anyone would take a nice piece of lamb and ruin it by putting that toothpaste all over it. That was the last main course served on the Titanic! look what happened to them!
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