OT: Red States to Secede

News Flash: Red States to Secede

The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".

Michael Moore will be President

Hillary Clinton will be Vice President

Howard Dean will be Secretary of State

Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense

The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel Good

Other posts remain to be filled

The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented" workers and "freedom" fighters

Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial

...Jim Thompson

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Jim Thompson
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You're an idiot.

Reply to
jason

Didn't we discuss that color-blind thing just last week? 8-)

It's going to be a populous place. Electoral Map--Adjusted For Population

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Reply to
JeffM

I read in sci.electronics.design that Jim Thompson wrote (in ) about 'OT: Red States to Secede', on Mon, 10 Jan 2005:

Will it apply to join the EU, though?

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Reply to
John Woodgate

Either I don't get the joke, or you have the Red and Blue states confused, please explain.

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Reply to
John Byrns

I like this map: "Purple America"

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It's more accurate, which means it's more blue. Isn't it funny how those two usually go together?

Reply to
jason

Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(

...Jim Thompson

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|  James E.Thompson, P.E.                           |    mens     |
|  Analog Innovations, Inc.                         |     et      |
|  Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems  |    manus    |
|  Phoenix, Arizona            Voice:(480)460-2350  |             |
|  E-mail Address at Website     Fax:(480)460-2142  |  Brass Rat  |
|       http://www.analog-innovations.com           |    1962     |
             
I love to cook with wine.      Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Reply to
Jim Thompson

Sorry, Jim, too late, lost its punch.

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Reply to
Winfield Hill

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!

Reply to
Dirk Gently

We knew what you meant to say.......

Reply to
Dirk Gently

Hey! Good idea! Other suggestions for Cabinet members ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

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Reply to
Jim Thompson

Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.

John

Reply to
John Larkin

LOL

Reply to
JeffM

"John Larkin" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Bill Clinton as Attorny General for Womens affairs.

Charles

Reply to
Charles W. Johson Jr.

I was going to put Ted Kennedy into the Coast Guard Academy, or the Chapequidick Power Squadron..

I think that the statue of Libety will be replaced with an effigy of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Former Governor Davis of California will head the Department of Energy.

Former Senator Toricelli (D-NJ) will head the Senate Ethics Committee.

Former N.J. Governor Jim McGreavey will have the N.J. Turnpike renamed the "Hershey Highway", and will take a job in the Department of Health and Human Services.

There will be a new federal govenment cabinet post "The Department of Largesse" -- it will be headed by Jon Corzine.

There will be a new federal government cabinet post "The Department of Large-Ass" -- it will be headed either by Madeline Albright, Janet Reno or Madame Hilary Clinton.

Reply to
John Walton

Energy.

I think you're being hard on Gray Davis for the wrong reason. (Gray--doesn't that just speak volumes about the man?) He can be faulted for being such a timid leader on so many other issues.

In this case, the electrical contracts were in place. Short of eminent domain, I don't know how he could have changed things. Damn right I'm pissed about it all, 2 years on

--now that we know the facts.

Be happy we were out front on this and took the bullet, showing the rest of you how NOT to do deregulation (i.e. faux deregulation).

Reply to
JeffM

News Flash - most of us don't give a flying.

Ken

Reply to
Ken Taylor

Sounds like the perfect job for you, Jim. ;->

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Reply to
Paul Burridge

He was so shy he didn't even use his own name. It was "Jack" as in "He didn't know Jack."

Reply to
Clarence_A

97% voted dempublican. I call that a mandate. It sucks.
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gwhite

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