News Flash: Red States to Secede
The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".
Michael Moore will be President
Hillary Clinton will be Vice President
Howard Dean will be Secretary of State
Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense
The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel Good
Other posts remain to be filled
The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented" workers and "freedom" fighters
Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial
...Jim Thompson