Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 23:54:08 -0500 (EST) From: The Internet Oracle To: Renan Subject: The Oracle replies!
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} My dear Supplicant, I thank you for your candor. I respect the } compassion in your words, and I hope I can guide you to great things. To } answer your question, we must first address the question: What is } energy? I'll try to address this by quoting the Merriam-Webster Medical } Dictionary. } } En*er*gy } Function: noun } 1: the force driving and sustaining mental activity } 2: the capacity for doing work } } Well. That was pretty simple, wasn't it? Now we can address the real } issue at heart here: How can we free energy? Energy is the slave of } mental activity and work. In order to free energy completely, and give } it its full rights as we've afforded Humans for so long, you must stop } all mental activity, and stop working. Think of how much energy will } appreciate it. Think of the protons, human. The protons. } } Best of luck with your endeavours. } } You owe the Oracle a video of Einstein rolling in his grave. } } }