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-- Luhan Monat (luhanis 'at' yahoo 'dot' com) "The future is not what it used to be..."
Now THAT's a short message.
This is just a short message
-- John Fields
There was a young man from Purdue, Whose limericks stopped on line two.
And of course:
There was a young man from Verdun
Where are the sparks and smoke? :)
-- ? Michael A. Terrell
2 from Spike Milligan:
There was a young man called stencil, Whose dick was as sharp as a pencil. He punctured an actress, Two nuns and a mattress, And dented the bathroom utensil
And my favourite,
There was a young man called Wyatt, Whose voice was exceptionally quiet. And then one day, He faded away....
[sounds better when spoken, voice trailing off....]I read a funny comic book by Matt Groenig (aka Simpsons) years ago. He had a page-long dissertation along the lines of
Those who can, do Those who cant, teach Those who cant teach, teach teachers...
culminating in
Those who cant finish unfinished sentences
or "teach others to teach" is the way I heard it.
That's interesting. My Uncle Joe (you remember Uncle Joe, ...) told me that and he didn't get it from a comic book. I doubt the colleague who told him did, either.
So what was the name of the comic book?
-- Best Regards, Mike
Beats the hell out of me - I saw it once, about 15 years ago.
Cheers Terry
John: 0 + 23 header lines Me: 2 + 16 header lines :P
Probably "Life in Hell".
-- Regards, Robert Monsen
Hmmm, slow night fellas ??
-- Regards ..... Rheilly Phoull
Waiting for dinner to cook.
Cheers Terry
Enough of this competitive brevity. While John Fields sholud be congratulated for saying nothing - because he never seems to have anything useful to say - twenty messages of congratulation seems to represent rather too much of a good thing.
----------- Bill Sloman, Nijmegen
How can no message be a short message?
-- Best Regards, Mike
-- There was an old man from Nijmegen whose rhetoric often went beggin'
ditto
In that case I'm a winner -- OOOOOPS!!!
-- ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Jenal Communications
LOL :)
And thereby wins.
Cheers Terry
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