How many greenies does it take to change a working light bulb?
Answer. Seventeen:
One to claim the light is out, when it really isn't.
One to observe the light is still working but is afraid to tell anyone.
One to falsify light 'data' observed from the active bulb.
One to call the claim 'science' because he really 'believes' it will make him rich.
One to report the light is out when they're just too stupid to know.
One to threaten anyone who claims the light is still working.
One to pay the light bulb changer from tax revenues.
One to 'kick-back' some of that payment to any politician passing supporting laws.
One to promise to vote for anyone passing a supporting law.
One to promise to make it unlawful to deny the light is out.
One to promise the new light will work better than the old light, when it really won't.
One to demonstrate at any event held by a denier.
One to claim the entire planet is at risk because of a denier.
One to claim the entire solar system is at risk because of a denier.
One to claim the entire galaxy is at risk because of a denier.
One to claim the known universe is at risk because of a denier.
One to claim the entire unknown universe is at risk because of a denier. ...Jim Thompson